2009-03-28 [Yuriona]: Pillow fight!! *smacks Mort with a pillow*

2009-03-28 [iippo]: I thought it was supposed to be "with a stick" *bashes with a stick*

2009-07-11 [Talos Cyrion]: Well Mort didn't make this wiki (how do i know this trivet of info.....owner: Sagacious Turkey Mort is a Douche.....

2009-07-11 [~Crimson Angel~]: I don't think this is a good idea, I know he's mean but still.

2009-07-11 [Sagacious Turkey]: Sure it is... It's a wonderful idea!

2009-07-11 [~Crimson Angel~]: I know but can't you get in trouble for this?

2009-07-11 [Sagacious Turkey]: Nope. Sure can't!

2009-07-11 [Sagacious Turkey]: Heck, even the guards hate Mort...

2009-07-11 [~Crimson Angel~]: Well ok then, whatever floats your boat.

2009-07-11 [Sagacious Turkey]: Water floats my boat.

2009-07-11 [~Crimson Angel~]: It's just a saying, but your answer was fun.

2009-07-11 [iippo]: *beats Turkey with a stick* Now it's whatever that floats your boat. Don't argue back.

2009-07-12 [Talos Cyrion]: yeah, technically this is a hate wiki....idk...the guards (or some of them) approve of it...idk...mixed feelings...Mort is a royal Douche....not sure a hate wiki is the answer (idealy he would be deleted)

2009-07-12 [Sagacious Turkey]: Well, since that's not going to happen, this will have to do.

2009-07-12 [Talos Cyrion]: i suppose....or (again...i know this ain't happening) Douche rocket could shap up and cut it out

2009-07-12 [Kaimee]: The Guards do not approve of it, as far as I can see this "hate" wiki is brought to us by Bob's Diner, and so why would we intervene? :P

2009-07-12 [Talos Cyrion]: lol oh i'm not about to toot the horn and get this thing put down...i think it's a way to bight back at the douche bag

2009-07-12 [Sagacious Turkey]: So true.

2009-07-12 [Duke Devlin]: Mort isn't a 'royal douche' if you're on the right side of him. ;)
Besides, like Kaimee said, it's brought by B's D - .... sort of... His? :P

2009-07-12 [Duke Devlin]: So... Zaharaiel, you ignoring who the wiki owner is? Kinda significant, if you think about it. XD

2009-07-13 [~Crimson Angel~]: Yeah